paper boy

why does it have to be this way you guys are the greatest it was just the paper boy make your own goddamn sandwich you guys are the greatest so why does it have to be this way you used be so much fun it doesn't have to be this way do you believe everything you hear? you used to be so much fun so make your own sandwich but this sweater is the wrong color master that's not what i want master that's not what i want you should fix this refrigerator you never thought that before you never thought that before that's a pretty big dog you got there but this sweater is the wrong color you should fix this refrigerator i'll bet you never thought of that before you shouldn't believe everything you hear it was just the paper boy but this sweater is the wrong color "people go to prison every day for less" most people don't even have paper boys any more it doesn't keep anything cold sources: an evening in naples, by robert gray; the deadbeats, by sam white; take me forever, by geraldine st john; the last of the lonely, by sarah philbin; american midnight, by carl b johnson; the case of the incurious butterfly, by amelia desrosiers; a cafe in nogales, by brett fisher; i thought you knew better than that, by wilson chadwick; the fools, by g t sanderson; daphne, by nora green; dead man's whisper, by alfred clay jones; this man and this woman, by dorothy mainwaring smith