the babysitter, part 2

part two of two

meanwhile, anne bonny was asleep and peacefully dreaming and alice wonderbar was reading an agatha christie novel tony nevada was sitting in a sports bar weeping into his beer unknown to anybody, the martians had landed but cathy carson had had just about enough * daniel boone was completely bewildered by it all outside in the distance, the cry of a newborn child was heard anne bonny was waiting for the 44 bus carmen sanchez, the babysitter, suddenly remembered her homework the doorbell rang on a distant planet carmen’s double woke up dr merlin was losing patience mike fink wrote a letter to the san francisco examiner, complaining about the city’s treatment of the homeless * i got you under my skin do you really care if the world comes to an end? does anybody care where the treasure is buried? frankie and johnny put everything they had on buddy boy in the fifth race billy the lion fell down dead at the bar when buddy boy won down by the river mama roo bided her time the stranger sat down at a table by himself marie laveau politely told the stranger to leave carmen sanchez left a note on the coffee table and wandered out into the night mr wonderbar suddenly remembered playing badminton in the fog with archie carter in london during the war you know, some people will complain if they get hanged with a brand new rope and, that’s all, folks frankie and johnny were lovers *

the babysitter, part 1

part one of two

billy the kid was the life of the party joanie dark was the girl next door billy and joanie were both secret agents of the imperium they lived in the grand hotel billy had a tattoo on his left shoulder of bette davis joanie had a tattoo on her right bicep of virginia woolf reeling in a bass off the coast of florida florence nightingale was a homicide detective daniel boone was a seral killer anne bonny was the spirit of love in a hate filled world daniel boone and anne bonny grew up together in a castle on an island in the bermuda triangle mr merlin was daniel’s high school guidance counselor mike fink was the town drunk mary read was mike fink's probation officer * billy the kid and daniel boone decided to rob and murder mary read daniel boone thought joanie dark knew a secret anne bonny and her pal davy crockett decided to overthrow the government tony nevada was anne bonny’s old personal trainer cathy carson was a loud mouthed pushy bitch doctor dee was the town drunk in the next town over alice wonderbar was a girl who never had a chance the babysitter’s name was carmen sanchez alice wonderbar’s husband was a strange man mr wonderbar thought carmen, the babysitter, was hot mr wonderbar’s sister, carla wonderbar, who had never married, hated the whole stinking human race suddenly a stranger appeared carmen wished she was back in florida in the girls’ reformatory *