the babysitter, part 1

part one of two

billy the kid was the life of the party joanie dark was the girl next door billy and joanie were both secret agents of the imperium they lived in the grand hotel billy had a tattoo on his left shoulder of bette davis joanie had a tattoo on her right bicep of virginia woolf reeling in a bass off the coast of florida florence nightingale was a homicide detective daniel boone was a seral killer anne bonny was the spirit of love in a hate filled world daniel boone and anne bonny grew up together in a castle on an island in the bermuda triangle mr merlin was daniel’s high school guidance counselor mike fink was the town drunk mary read was mike fink's probation officer * billy the kid and daniel boone decided to rob and murder mary read daniel boone thought joanie dark knew a secret anne bonny and her pal davy crockett decided to overthrow the government tony nevada was anne bonny’s old personal trainer cathy carson was a loud mouthed pushy bitch doctor dee was the town drunk in the next town over alice wonderbar was a girl who never had a chance the babysitter’s name was carmen sanchez alice wonderbar’s husband was a strange man mr wonderbar thought carmen, the babysitter, was hot mr wonderbar’s sister, carla wonderbar, who had never married, hated the whole stinking human race suddenly a stranger appeared carmen wished she was back in florida in the girls’ reformatory *