Thursday, February 27, 2014

muffin





janet looked out the window
i eat five or six muffins every day
janet looked out the window
bobby looked down at the counter

i had a cat named muffin
janet looked out the window
i had a cat named muffin
bobby looked down at the counter

janet looked out the window
i had a cat named muffin
i eat five or six muffins every day
bobby looked down at the counter

i had a cat named muffin
janet looked out the window
the delivery truck was pulling up
bobby looked down at the counter

the driver got out of the truck
i eat five or six muffins every day
they go good with coffee
bobby scratched his forehead

i eat doughnuts sometimes too
i had a cat named muffin
bobby looked down at the counter
there were crumbs on the counter

i eat five or six muffins every day
i had a dog named doughnut
was that supposed to be funny?
i really do eat five or six muffins every day



enough





we'll take this guy to the hospital
uncle joe was staring at me
uncle joe was staring at me
he kept staring at me

that's enough billy
uncle fred was shaking his head
uncle joe was staring at me
we'll take this guy to the hospital

hey, i get the message
uncle fred was shaking his head
uncle fred was shaking his head
we'll take this guy to the hospital

uncle joe was staring at me
that's enough billy
that's enough
we'll take this guy to the hospital

"they'll know what to do with him"
just relax billy
uncle fred was shaking his head
uncle joe just kept staring at me



Monday, February 24, 2014

snow





everything was white
everything was white
the eskimos knew where i was
everything was white

the eskimos knew where i was
everything was white
white white white
walking through the snow

the eskimos knew where i was
i hoped they did anyway
walking through the snow
walking through the snow

where were the dogs?
the eskimos knew where i was
where were the dogs?
the eskimos would find me

where were the dogs?
the eskimos would know where they were
the good old eskimos
my pals the eskimos

everything was white
the dogs were all white
the dogs would be all white
i would be all white too



haircut





i had a dream i was getting my hair cut
oh no i thought
the stylist was doing it wrong
oh no i thought

oh no i thought
i had a dream i was getting my hair cut
but it was only a dream
i was getting my hair cut

i had a dream i was getting my hair cut
oh no i thought
i was getting my hair cut
i had a dream i was getting my hair cut

oh no i thought
but it was only a dream
the stylist was doing it wrong
the stylist was doing it wrong

oh no
she's doing it wrong
i begged her to stop
in my dream where i was getting my hair cut