Friday, October 19, 2018

kicks for sale


by bofa xesjum



an ape in a pinstriped suit
spoke excitedly with feminine gestures
wrapped tightly about one another

a lot of things that wouldn't be legal
because i was still afraid of girls
and an ape in a pinstriped suit

wrapped tightly around the lamppost
she sure is something
speaking excitedly with feminine gestures

while you were drunk
the ape in the pinstriped suit


"i have to say he gave it the old college try"

i said i was sorry i had no whisky
because i was still afraid of girls
i have to break out of it or go nuts

watching and spying on her neighbors
she saw a lot of things that wouldn't be legal
while we were all drunk

they spoke excitedly with feminine gestures
and i was still afraid of those darn girls
while mother was drunk

she sure is something
he began to climb the stairs
with a wanton display of versatility

yes, a lot of things wouldn't be legal
when you are afraid of girls
he began to climb the stairs


sources: the indiscreet confessions of a nice girl, by anonymous;
the killer, by wade miller;
too hot to handle, by frank g presnell;
we all killed grandma, by fredric brown;
the damned, by john d macdonald;
all passion spent, by chandler brossard;
delay en route, by jerry weil;
paint on their faces, by jerry weil;
office wife, by jerry weil;
a gem of a murder, by carlton keith
a real cool cat, by jerry weil;
adventures in a cold-water flat, by jerry weil