joey isn't the problem

you guys are the greatest but that's not what i meant because joey isn't the problem why does it have to be this way we all know you guys are the greatest and can even make your own sandwiches if you have to you used to be so much fun before you decided joey was the problem and the dog - let's not forget the dog joey, always joey you never felt that way before do you believe everything you hear he was just the paper boy "leave, if you don't want to hear what i have to say." there's somebody at the door hello, can i help you i'm sorry if we disturbed you we'll try to keep it down what was that? i said, we would try to keep it down you won't try, you will keep it down i see you are a very forthright individual there's no need to call the police yes, we were discussing the paper boy why do you ask? that's very interesting, thank you for sharing “good night.” sources: an evening in naples, by robert gray the last of the lonely, by sarah philbin american midnight, by carl b johnson the case of the incurious butterfly, by amelia desrosiers a cafe in nogales, by brett fisher i thought you knew better than that, by wilson chadwick the fools, by g t sanderson thunder at ten o'clock, by alfred clay jones dead man's whisper, by alfred clay jones this man and this woman, by dorothy mainwaring smith