Friday, January 22, 2016

adam and beth - version 32211-44241-23312-21431-41441-4

adam was an asshole

he dreamed of being able to have sex with any woman in the world

his favorite book was the bible

his favorite movie was 2001 - a space odyssey

his favorite food was colonel sanders fried chicken

his favorite music was g g allin

beth was a poet and a dreamer

she dreamed of winning the nobel prize for literature

her favorite book was the scum manifesto

her favorite movie was titanic

her favorite food was godiva chocolates

her favorite music was vivaldi

adam and beth met when aaron stepped on beth’s foot on the subway

they immediately despised each other

the next day adam went to dunkin donuts and bought a large decaf and a raspberry danish

the next day beth got on a bus to cleveland

adam’s mom called adam as she did every day

beth’s mom went for a walk in the woods

the police asked the public for information

the media covered it up

public opinion blamed the media

years later the case was forgotten

when adam got out of prison he married a woman who had written to him in prison

beth went her own way

adam and beth met again at a mcdonalds in times square

in the end the stars looked down and laughed

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