rampage in a puce t-shirt

by bofa xesjum

the corpse was gray professor denby considered it in a brown study jerry wore a puce t-shirt the rhubarb was green jerry’s t-shirt had letters on it that read - i hate you sergeant redman observed jerry’s t-shirt with visible distaste jerry had taken his t-shirt to the laundromat only the day before the purple elephant rampaged through the dry grass red jokes were in vogue the flower was white professor denby’s suit was a curious shade of yellow which contrasted poorly with his black mood the rhubarb was green that year when jerry took his t-shirt to the laundromat but the rhubarb’s crunchiness was widely questioned especially by the purveyors of red jokes albert wore a brown derby while the purple elephant rampaged through the unfortunate village counselor jones did not find jerry’s t-shirt at all amusing and did not care much for red jokes either sergeant redman was more determined than ever to catch the purple elephant which was disappearing over the blue horizon as henry told a bright red joke but the yellow wall was highly polished the corpse had a gray pallor albert took off his brown derby when jerry went back to the laundromat it was closed