put that joke book away and let us get serious.
good guys are hypocrites.
the groundbreaking power lifter nodded perfunctorily.
while the extraordinary revolutionary looked both ways.
all privilege is indigenous, sergeant jones asserted confidently.
revolutions are important, meaningless smith retorted.
the authoritarian greeter looked askance.
his name was dorian gray and he carefully straightened his blue and yellow tie.
the ottoman empire was in decline.
but extra brown, the extraordinary revolutionary, did not much care.
dorian gray suppressed a green laugh.
gus henry, the groundbreaking power lifter, chuckled heartily.
because revolutions are important.
they make the world go around.
the subversive is the new normal.
and all authority is a joke.
genius is reactionary, anna explained patiently to jane.
gus henry looked both ways when he reached the door.
that is my final answer, he repeated as he exited the scene.
i guess he still thinks revolutions are important, sergeant jones observed nonchalantly.
suddenly all hell broke loose.
and you can just guess what happened next.
everybody kept looking both ways.
but there were more ways than both.
the official report was hailed as groundbreaking.
especially by its producers.
the subversive became the new norm.
and as they say, that was all she wrote.
until the next time.
grand avenue was renamed subversive avenue.
and a good time was had by all.
