albert and his friends

by rhoda penmarq

albert z wants to be free so he lives in a tree brad y rolls his eyes and looks up at the sky chuck x likes special effects and wonders what comes next dave w does not know you and that is so true edna v drinks rose tea and dreads the coming calamity frank u says thank you to the ocean blue george t wants to know me and meet at quarter to three harriet s suffers from stress buut has no crimes to confess imogene r is a superstar and will certainly go far janet q has a dog named lou and a cat named boo kenneth p won a spelling bee when he was only three laura o, don’t you know goes with the flow mickey n, the kindest of men is doing twenty years in the pen nora m, a fatal fenmme has a fine collection of precious gems oliver l has something to sell but will never tell paula k plans to go away for the month of may quentin j likes to play his hair is turning gray roberta i never gets too low or high no one knows why stella h keeps a straight face with style and grace terry g, thoughtfully annotates poetry undine f, with a touch so deft is still around because she never left victor e wears patches on his knees and studies gestalt psychology wanda d, engagingly hikes the hills and swims in the sea xenia c was a mystery to all allured by her chemistry a yellow butterfly up high gives it the old college try zora a, to this very day always has a great deal to say

slim jim #6

by rhoda penmarq

beehive coruscation diploma electrolysis forage grandstand hannibal infrastructure justice kingston tennessee ludicrous mammalian not my style, said casey openibg day parachute they rushed to the scene the big four got together simultaneously tendentiously europia victim warranty i don’t think so nobody cares what you think nobody cares what you do are you satisfied?

slim jim #5

by rhoda penmarq

negativity will bring you down on the outskirts of town perfunctorily on a quiet street in a respectable neighborhood surreptitiously transcendant under a cloudy sky very nice, professor where are you staying? really? i never expected that but youth will have its way it was nice talking to you and tell veronica i said hello down by the old mill stream consciousness returned to the desperate man entering the deserted city birds flew overhead an alligator crossed the road he heard a vioice i can’t give up now, he thought johnny was right after all kind of let me get this straight excuse me, i need to tie my shoe

slim jim #4

by rhoda penmarq

rembrandt serpentine travelers checks up a lazy river variables whatever what an entertainer strawberry yogurt you never said that abrupt st bernard coherent plan demonstrably false every time foreigners grasping cupidity hound dog implementation is key junk science kafkaesque liberty and justice for all make me that’s not what you said the great outdoors persimmon they rushed to the exits

slim jim #3

by rhoda penmarq

all time bureaucrat catharsis dependency electrolysis farsighted gasped in surprise horticulture irredeemable joke book king of the world leonine matriculation nugatory out of touch perfectionism quality time refractory sausage tomato understandably so various wine list exploratory yellowjacket goodbye

slim jim #2

by rhoda penmarq

barracuda constantinople depreciate eggplant fender gregraious hop interesting jelly bean kilimanarjo legume miss muffet niliilist despair opossum pope quietly sleeping rudimentary serendipity talent show uptick virginia wild at heart expectant pause you said it no more abercrombie

slim jim #1

by rhoda penmarq

apparatus bagatelle continental diptheria end game fortunately game plan himalayas insolence jereboam king tut larceny mononucleosis natch orotund pirate treasure quintessential sentimental journey topography urgent message vibration what now excuses excuses yawn move along

rampage in a puce t-shirt

by bofa xesjum

the corpse was gray professor denby considered it in a brown study jerry wore a puce t-shirt the rhubarb was green jerry’s t-shirt had letters on it that read - i hate you sergeant redman observed jerry’s t-shirt with visible distaste jerry had taken his t-shirt to the laundromat only the day before the purple elephant rampaged through the dry grass red jokes were in vogue the flower was white professor denby’s suit was a curious shade of yellow which contrasted poorly with his black mood the rhubarb was green that year when jerry took his t-shirt to the laundromat but the rhubarb’s crunchiness was widely questioned especially by the purveyors of red jokes albert wore a brown derby while the purple elephant rampaged through the unfortunate village counselor jones did not find jerry’s t-shirt at all amusing and did not care much for red jokes either sergeant redman was more determined than ever to catch the purple elephant which was disappearing over the blue horizon as henry told a bright red joke but the yellow wall was highly polished the corpse had a gray pallor albert took off his brown derby when jerry went back to the laundromat it was closed

the problematic incandescense

by bofa xesjum

please start over the hornets buzzed around the minister the barbarian surveyed the quicksand the gastronomy of a panther is always problematical especially when the rhubarb is incandescent the aardvark reposed in tranquility the minister seemed barely sentient the barbarian turned back to the guests and laughed heartily the hornets seemed to lack leadership or a purpose suddenly a deluge of panthers broke through the barrier spreading uncertainty and chaos still the minister paid no heed roger’s yellow arm beckoned frantically from the quicksand the panthers halted as one or so the story goes the rhubarb glowed smugly roger’s beckonings took on a curious rhythm what a joke! samantha exclaimed pointedly the joke is on you, the alpha panther replied you find negligence humorous, do you? aggie shot back the aardvark kept his own counsel during the whole fracas i have had enough, the barbarian asserted, and left the room come back! come back! roger pleaded defensively give the ectoplasm some leeway, please please, i beg of you poor roger! but the ectoplasm showed itself a terrible personality in the crisis

bump in the road

by bofa xesjum

walter always wore a yellow jacket when riding his bicycle his kinesis was quite humorous suddenly an altercation broke out some of the participants grew quite heated the people who rule the world are idiots who understand nothing their kinesis can be rather overwhelming the altercation continued unabated throughout the long afternoon arthur always had an apple with his lunch, which he brought to work in a clear plastic bag david and iiolanthe had really good ectoplasm for their age the entrance to the castle is off limits to uncle joes and johns who is your uncle joe? walter and arthur both dreamed of becoming first minister the doll fell out of the window it was raining out arthur was not sure what the word kinesis meant walter slowed down in the rain the people who rule the world are idiots who understand nothing even if they have really good ectoplasm for their age number 44 was one of the idiots who rule the world, but thought of himself as a nice guy walter and arthur were both in love with sally jones and were both a bit confused as to what the word kinesis meant uncle joe stated openmouthed at the no trespassing sign at the castle entrance his legerdemain was hilarious walter put horseradish on his ham and eggs in the morning arthur always had an apple with his lunch, which he brought to work in a clear plastic bag joe, john shouted, what in blazes is going on here? david knew very well that what he was doing was jejune