excuse me, sir, are you the proprietor. of this establishment?
no, madam, i serve here as a humble maintenance engineer.
so where then is the proprietor, if i may ask?
the regional manager has an office in san rafael, california,
is there anyone here i can vent my displeasure on?
i might be able to help - what is your complaint?
that man beside the door eating noodles - he offends me.
what is he doing that offends you besides eating noodles?
it is the way he is eating the noodles - obviously.
what offends you about the way he eats his noodles?
he puts way too many in his mouth at once.
how many ounces at a time is the correct amount?
i do not know - i am not a licensed nutrirtionist.
he has been eating noodles here for many long years.
and no one has ever complained before, to my knowledge.
and how all-encompassing is your knowledge, if i may ask?
no, it is my turn to ask you a question.
it had better be a relevant one - so proceed carefully.
is this conversation between you and me being recorded?
everything is recorded in the great book, my good fellow.
is it being recorded for tik tok or something similar?
i percieve that you are a troll and a smartypants.
and you have not heard the last of this matter.
the offended party got up from her chair and left.
the man eating noodles shoveled in another massive forkfull.
raindrops began to fall on the window of the diner.
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