Monday, February 23, 2026

slim jim #6


by rhoda penmarq



beehive

coruscation

diploma

electrolysis

forage

grandstand

hannibal

infrastructure

justice

kingston tennessee

ludicrous

mammalian

not my style, said casey

openibg day

parachute

they rushed to the scene

the big four got together

simultaneously

tendentiously

europia

victim

warranty

i don’t think so

nobody cares what you think

nobody cares what you do

are you satisfied?


Friday, February 20, 2026

slim jim #5


by rhoda penmarq



negativity will bring you down

on the outskirts of town

perfunctorily

on a quiet street

in a respectable neighborhood

surreptitiously

transcendant

under a cloudy sky

very nice, professor

where are you staying?

really? i never expected that

but youth will have its way

it was nice talking to you

and tell veronica i said hello

down by the old mill stream

consciousness returned

to the desperate man

entering the deserted city

birds flew overhead

an alligator crossed the road

he heard a vioice

i can’t give up now, he thought

johnny was right after all

kind of

let me get this straight

excuse me, i need to tie my shoe


Tuesday, February 10, 2026

slim jim #4


by rhoda penmarq



rembrandt

serpentine

travelers checks

up a lazy river

variables

whatever

what an entertainer

strawberry yogurt

you never said that

abrupt

st bernard

coherent plan

demonstrably false

every time

foreigners

grasping cupidity

hound dog

implementation is key

junk science

kafkaesque

liberty and justice for all

make me

that’s not what you said

the great outdoors

persimmon

they rushed to the exits


Sunday, February 8, 2026

slim jim #3


by rhoda penmarq



all time

bureaucrat

catharsis

dependency

electrolysis

farsighted

gasped in surprise

horticulture

irredeemable

joke book

king of the world

leonine

matriculation

nugatory

out of touch

perfectionism

quality time

refractory

sausage

tomato

understandably so

various

wine list

exploratory

yellowjacket

goodbye


Tuesday, February 3, 2026

slim jim #2


by rhoda penmarq



barracuda

constantinople

depreciate

eggplant

fender

gregraious

hop

interesting

jelly bean

kilimanarjo

legume

miss muffet

niliilist despair

opossum

pope

quietly sleeping

rudimentary

serendipity

talent show

uptick

virginia

wild at heart

expectant pause

you said it

no more

abercrombie


Monday, February 2, 2026

slim jim #1


by rhoda penmarq



apparatus

bagatelle

continental

diptheria

end game

fortunately

game plan

himalayas

insolence

jereboam

king tut

larceny

mononucleosis

natch

orotund

pirate treasure

quintessential

sentimental journey

topography

urgent message

vibration

what now

excuses excuses

yawn

move along


Saturday, December 20, 2025

austin ingersoll


by bofa xesjum



what is the tallest mountain in the world?

- mount everest

what is the longest river in the world?

- the nile, but maybe the amazon

is your mom the nicest person in the world?

- my mom's the person I strive to be

is your dad the funniest person in the world?

- funny people are authentic and sincere

are dogs or cats smarter?

- dogs learn and respond to commands

are humans or lobsters smarter?

- humans learn and respond to commands

are rabbits or goldfish smarter?

- goldfish — IQ 25; rabbit — IQ 22

should white people all go back to europe?

- yes

should black people all go back to africa?

- thousands of african-americans are moving back to africa for a better quality of life, safety, and a sense of belonging, challenging the narrative of africa as a poor and dangerous continent

should mexico be given back to the aztecs or to the olmecs?

- that's a fascinating question touching on history

should eurasia be given back to the neanderthals?

- yes

should africa be given back to the austraolopithecines?

-instead of "giving back" the continent, efforts are focused on preserving the sites where they once lived

are you the center of the universe?

- the universe has no single center because space itself is expanding everywhere 

are you happy?

-  happiness comes from things like strong connections with family/friends, achieving personal goals, and feeling satisfaction 

are you guilty?

- If you plead guilty, you are admitting the charges against you are true, and/or that you have no defense or excuse for the act

are you at peace with yourself?

- peace to me is being comfortable with yourself, knowing yourself, and trusting yourself