rampage in a puce t-shirt

by bofa xesjum

the corpse was gray professor denby considered it in a brown study jerry wore a puce t-shirt the rhubarb was green jerry’s t-shirt had letters on it that read - i hate you sergeant redman observed jerry’s t-shirt with visible distaste jerry had taken his t-shirt to the laundromat only the day before the purple elephant rampaged through the dry grass red jokes were in vogue the flower was white professor denby’s suit was a curious shade of yellow which contrasted poorly with his black mood the rhubarb was green that year when jerry took his t-shirt to the laundromat but the rhubarb’s crunchiness was widely questioned especially by the purveyors of red jokes albert wore a brown derby while the purple elephant rampaged through the unfortunate village counselor jones did not find jerry’s t-shirt at all amusing and did not care much for red jokes either sergeant redman was more determined than ever to catch the purple elephant which was disappearing over the blue horizon as henry told a bright red joke but the yellow wall was highly polished the corpse had a gray pallor albert took off his brown derby when jerry went back to the laundromat it was closed

the problematic incandescense

by bofa xesjum

please start over the hornets buzzed around the minister the barbarian surveyed the quicksand the gastronomy of a panther is always problematical especially when the rhubarb is incandescent the aardvark reposed in tranquility the minister seemed barely sentient the barbarian turned back to the guests and laughed heartily the hornets seemed to lack leadership or a purpose suddenly a deluge of panthers broke through the barrier spreading uncertainty and chaos still the minister paid no heed roger’s yellow arm beckoned frantically from the quicksand the panthers halted as one or so the story goes the rhubarb glowed smugly roger’s beckonings took on a curious rhythm what a joke! samantha exclaimed pointedly the joke is on you, the alpha panther replied you find negligence humorous, do you? aggie shot back the aardvark kept his own counsel during the whole fracas i have had enough, the barbarian asserted, and left the room come back! come back! roger pleaded defensively give the ectoplasm some leeway, please please, i beg of you poor roger! but the ectoplasm showed itself a terrible personality in the crisis

bump in the road

by bofa xesjum

walter always wore a yellow jacket when riding his bicycle his kinesis was quite humorous suddenly an altercation broke out some of the participants grew quite heated the people who rule the world are idiots who understand nothing their kinesis can be rather overwhelming the altercation continued unabated throughout the long afternoon arthur always had an apple with his lunch, which he brought to work in a clear plastic bag david and iiolanthe had really good ectoplasm for their age the entrance to the castle is off limits to uncle joes and johns who is your uncle joe? walter and arthur both dreamed of becoming first minister the doll fell out of the window it was raining out arthur was not sure what the word kinesis meant walter slowed down in the rain the people who rule the world are idiots who understand nothing even if they have really good ectoplasm for their age number 44 was one of the idiots who rule the world, but thought of himself as a nice guy walter and arthur were both in love with sally jones and were both a bit confused as to what the word kinesis meant uncle joe stated openmouthed at the no trespassing sign at the castle entrance his legerdemain was hilarious walter put horseradish on his ham and eggs in the morning arthur always had an apple with his lunch, which he brought to work in a clear plastic bag joe, john shouted, what in blazes is going on here? david knew very well that what he was doing was jejune

never

by j t yemberley

i will never be as famous as donald trump or elon musk or frank james or george washington or henry viii or isaac newton or jesse james or jack kerouac or omar khayyam or leonarfdo da vinci or lawrence of arabia or moses or nebuchanezzar or oscar wilde or philip k dick or queen victoria or richard the lion hearted or shakespeare or tom thumb or p t barnum or sitting bull or annie oakley or uncle bud russell or leonardo da vinci or queen victoria or wild bill hickok or king arthur or yeti or emile xola or anybody who ever walked down broadway or central avenue or death valley or that lonesome valley alone or with a million followers chanting my name or raising their fists to the blue sky bird belle ball

johnny and jackie, part 2

by bofa xesjum

part two of ?

jackie did not decide to hate johnny overnight. he had been encouraged to do so by colonel musgrave, and by ralph johnson, who was not what he seemed to be. johnny , on the other hand, suspected none of this. it started to rain. the circus was in town. sitting behind the wheel of his state police cruiser, eddie watched the big tent go up. no matter where he was, jackie was alone with his thoughts. ralph johnson observed jackie from under the brim of his straw hat. because that was the kind of guy ralph johnaon was. sometimes jackie forgot exactly why he hated johnny. raindrops ran down the window of the diner. mona starbuck remembered the last stranger who passed through town. the two strangers stopped and watched the circus tent go up. the first stranger - the original stranger - came up behind them. hatred can be a curious thing. sheriff john brown did nor care for circus people, especially clowns, was johnny really as good a person as all that? was sheriff john brown really as bad a person as all that? and what about mona starbuck? so far, nobody asked johnny what he thought the whole situation. or stagger lee, for that matter. what do you think? and what does eddie, sitting in his cruiser watching the circus tent go up in the rain, think? the two strangers nodded to each other and proceeded into town. colonel musgrave poured himself another stiff drink. mona starbuck got up and turned on her new television set.

johnny and jackie, part 1

by bofa xesjum

part one of ?

the stranger came down the road, and did not look left or right. jackie was the jealous type. and when the strangers came to town, jackie took notice. jackie hated johnny. and jackie did not like the looks of the strangers. rlaph johnson never harmed anybody. stagger lee had an understanding with sheriff john brown. sheriff john brown was a bad person. one of the worst. or so the strangers had been told. colonel musgrove poured himself a stiff drink. the strangers looked out the window as he dd so. mona starbuck remembered the last stranger who passed through town. stagger lee remembered him too. his name was ———————. eddie was in the state police. but then, jackie did not care for too many people. the stranger - the original stranger - walked into marie;s diner. sheriff john brown looked up from his cup of black coffee. jackie, who hated everybody, looked up from his slice of blueberry pie. outside, it started to rain. sheriff john brown hesitated - he had a date with stagger lee. sheriff john brown loved the rain. johnny was a good person. jackie hated johnny because he was a good person. eddie was on the way.