3 poems

illustrations by palomine studios

19th century after you, sir good morning, madam congratulations on your new appointment “i can always count on you, sir james.” a fine sermon and a beautiful morning indeed it is permit me a good breakfast thank you so much it looks like rain good morning, lady barbara we are expecting the fairleighs permit me “the light on the heather is breathtaking” after you it was a fine sermon luncheon is served it looks like rain congratulations on your new appointment after you, miss caroline indeed it is quite right thank you permit me an excellent luncheon the guests have arrived

20th century oh yeah? what a dame who says? that’s my wife that’s swell give me a break we can work this out that’s what you say give me a break, officer what a babe! who says? get out oh you kid i love my wife we can reach an agreement what a set of curves we can do business here that’s my wife, buddy can you spare a dime? get lost hey buddy, can you help a guy out? we might be able to do business who says? i just need a little help you great big beautiful doll! that’s my little girl if you ain’t got a nickel

21st century what an asshole what a fucking asshole fuck you, bitch what an asshole shut the fuck up i said, shut the fuck up shut the fuck up! asshole you’re wrong “what part of shut the fuck up don’t you understand?” really? fuck you kiss my ass suck my dick because you’re wrong shut up kiss my ass you really think so? what a bitch i don’t think so fuck you, asshole oh really? just shut up bitch! i don’t think so don’t bother me go fuck yourself, bitch