the conversation, part 3

part three of four

you look quite stylish today i feel all right too nothing ventured, nothing gained there are other considerations though i understand very soon i must go on a long journey i am very sorry to hear that it makes me sad i have no regrets though youth will be served i wlll be going up country what mode of transport will you employ? i have not yet decided some modes are quicker than other perhaps i will visit the pope i am surprised to hear you say that i am a natural born wanderer it must be hard sometimes you never can tell kindly take your foot off mine, please oh please forgive me! fuck you kiss my ass motherfucking asshole! blow me oh come on let's be friends again never in a million years perhaps we will meet again in another lifetime

the conversation, part 2

part two of four

tell me something about yourself i like dogs and do you like cats also? no, not so much i think that's kind of sad i don't understand cats - they are just - you know gentlemen prefer blondes don't you just know it? just yesterday a man approached me on the street did he zero in on you like an alligator? i had a hard time understanding him they all just want one thing a lady knows how to put them in their place it's a terrible thing to have to say perhaps we should talk of other matters my sentiments exactly it was too bad what happened to that girl in arizona arizona is no place for young girls except when the circus is in town quite right confusion follows the circus wherever it goes yesterday can never quite catch up but you know what people are like, they want their fun and the devil knows how to give it to them sad but true listen - you can hear them laughing in hell right now

the conversation, part 1

part one of four

how are you this evening? ecstatic i am very glad to hear that you are very kind why do you say that? why should i not say that? perhaps i did not express myself very well why do you say that? recently i read a very interesting book what was it about? high jinks that sounds extremely interesting it was just what the doctor ordered do you have experience in this area? all bets are off - save yourself and run for the hills! i have already been saved - many times have you been snatched from the lion's jaws? in the most glorious fashion imaginable i like all different types of music so do i, especially if they are out of fashion exactly why are you here? because the night air fills me with regret the night is young, so they say perhaps we can continue this conversation somewhere else that would be a zero sum game virtue, they say, is out of fashion

muffin

janet looked out the window i eat five or six muffins every day janet looked out the window bobby looked down at the counter i had a cat named muffin janet looked out the window i had a cat named muffin bobby looked down at the counter janet looked out the window i had a cat named muffin i eat five or six muffins every day bobby looked down at the counter i had a cat named muffin janet looked out the window the delivery truck was pulling up bobby looked down at the counter the driver got out of the truck i eat five or six muffins every day they go good with coffee bobby scratched his forehead i eat doughnuts sometimes too i had a cat named muffin bobby looked down at the counter there were crumbs on the counter i eat five or six muffins every day i had a dog named doughnut was that supposed to be funny? i really do eat five or six muffins every day

enough

we'll take this guy to the hospital uncle joe was staring at me uncle joe was staring at me he kept staring at me that's enough billy uncle fred was shaking his head uncle joe was staring at me we'll take this guy to the hospital hey, i get the message uncle fred was shaking his head uncle fred was shaking his head we'll take this guy to the hospital uncle joe was staring at me that's enough billy that's enough we'll take this guy to the hospital "they'll know what to do with him" just relax billy uncle fred was shaking his head uncle joe just kept staring at me

snow

everything was white everything was white the eskimos knew where i was everything was white the eskimos knew where i was everything was white white white white walking through the snow the eskimos knew where i was i hoped they did anyway walking through the snow walking through the snow where were the dogs? the eskimos knew where i was where were the dogs? the eskimos would find me where were the dogs? the eskimos would know where they were the good old eskimos my pals the eskimos everything was white the dogs were all white the dogs would be all white i would be all white too

haircut

i had a dream i was getting my hair cut oh no i thought the stylist was doing it wrong oh no i thought oh no i thought i had a dream i was getting my hair cut but it was only a dream i was getting my hair cut i had a dream i was getting my hair cut oh no i thought i was getting my hair cut i had a dream i was getting my hair cut oh no i thought but it was only a dream the stylist was doing it wrong the stylist was doing it wrong oh no she's doing it wrong i begged her to stop in my dream where i was getting my hair cut